Toffee Apples, malevolant cavity rotting orbs of of evil incarnate

Toffee Apples are clearly a symbol of abuse and the bastardisation of a well loved member of the fruit family, just as an innocent domestic dog who, has had the missfortune of coming into contact with an imbecilic owner devoid of a frontal lobe. A moronic handler who has come to the staggering conclusion that it would be of such keen interest to dress their dog in cute outfits, like a clown or something that resembles human mamalian attire. Toffee Apples or Candy Apples as known by americans, yes americans, those who are responsible for this travesty, and are without doubt the most dispicable objects in the known universe with toffee apples coming a close second. A special mention must go to chocolate coated toffee apples with their ominpresent hundreds and thousands speckled all around it. It's nothing but a brown malevolant orb of tooth destruction a cavity rotting globule of evil incarnate. Yes the toffee apple, a magnetic, hypnotic, conduit, attracting the oh so indulgent and the foolish. Is very well documented as an accessory, one of a rag-bag bitch collection of a highly sticky glucose, saccharose and obscenely coloured sweeties used to lure and bewitch children in equal measure, immortilised by the infamous child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang. Indeed they are the devils guilty treats. Eat them at your peril.